Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Ideas and concepts-Creative writer
Do you need a flyer, brochure or newsletter written for your company: I’ve written them: Small private companies as well as government agencies such as the Eugene, Oregon Police Department. Perhaps you need an idea for something to do at your company’s annual get together; I’ve written those also: Published Author: Clips upon request. A complete radio show for The Financial Planning Association.(Portland Oregon.) Whatever your needs are, give me the opportunity to serve you .My forte is ideas and concepts. The quality of my work is very high. WWW.eclecticbulb.blogspot.com Leave your name, contact information and any message you wish to leave. Thank you. (an idea of my work below.)
Radio Spot for Food for Lane County
Radio Spot 60 Sec ‘Take A Scan Against hunger’ Food For Lane County Conceptualized and written by Gene L. Gillette Produced and aired. Copyright Gene L. Gillette
Cast: (1) Announcer , Store Manager, Woman checker, Woman Customer
Sd.Fx: General Walla of busy store. Carry throughout spot.
Store Manager (Over loudspeaker) “Welcome shoppers. Today’s special………..in the produce department………four heads of lettuce….one buck.”
Woman Checker: (pleasant) “Paper or Plastic?”
Woman Customer: (New York and nasal) “Paper.”
Woman Checker: “Did you find everything?”
Woman Customer “Pretty much…(pause)…are these pickles on sale?”
Woman Checker: “Let me scan them.”
(Sd Fx: Old time cash register rings up sale.)
Woman Checker: “What’s that?”
Woman Customer: “Oh that’s Roger, he was a checker in the old days.”
Woman Checker: “So he brings that cash register every time you go shopping?”
Woman Customer “Yeah, pretty stupid huh?”
Woman Checker: “Well whatever………(slight pause as she returns to checking)…..Let’s see now, these are on sale.”
(Sd Fx: Old time Cash Register.)
Woman Checker: (continuing) “………produce special”
(Sd Fx: Old time Cash Register.)
(Sd. Fx: Old time Cash register. For the second time in a row.)
Woman Checker: “I didn’t scan anything.”
Woman Customer: “He’s ringing up these coupons. Take a scan against hunger.”
Woman Checker: “Oh the Food for Lane County Coupons………..…….you know for every dollar they get, that equals one meal for a family of four?”
Woman Customer: “Sounds good.”
Woman Checker: “I think so and it’s tax deductible………(pause)……okay, your total is thirty-one dollars…….(slightly longer pause)……. Say are you folks from out of town?………….I’ve never seen you in here before?”
Woman Customer: “Yeah, we’re here for the convention.”
(Sd Fx: Multiple old time cash registers going off, all up and down the check out stands. Stagger slightly and do perspective.)
Announcer: “Next time you’re shopping at Oasis, Price Choppers or Sundance Natural Foods, look for the ‘Take a scan against hunger’ coupons”
(Sd Fx: Old time cash Register.)
Announcer: “Brought to you by Food for Lane County and KUGN.”
Cast: (1) Announcer , Store Manager, Woman checker, Woman Customer
Sd.Fx: General Walla of busy store. Carry throughout spot.
Store Manager (Over loudspeaker) “Welcome shoppers. Today’s special………..in the produce department………four heads of lettuce….one buck.”
Woman Checker: (pleasant) “Paper or Plastic?”
Woman Customer: (New York and nasal) “Paper.”
Woman Checker: “Did you find everything?”
Woman Customer “Pretty much…(pause)…are these pickles on sale?”
Woman Checker: “Let me scan them.”
(Sd Fx: Old time cash register rings up sale.)
Woman Checker: “What’s that?”
Woman Customer: “Oh that’s Roger, he was a checker in the old days.”
Woman Checker: “So he brings that cash register every time you go shopping?”
Woman Customer “Yeah, pretty stupid huh?”
Woman Checker: “Well whatever………(slight pause as she returns to checking)…..Let’s see now, these are on sale.”
(Sd Fx: Old time Cash Register.)
Woman Checker: (continuing) “………produce special”
(Sd Fx: Old time Cash Register.)
(Sd. Fx: Old time Cash register. For the second time in a row.)
Woman Checker: “I didn’t scan anything.”
Woman Customer: “He’s ringing up these coupons. Take a scan against hunger.”
Woman Checker: “Oh the Food for Lane County Coupons………..…….you know for every dollar they get, that equals one meal for a family of four?”
Woman Customer: “Sounds good.”
Woman Checker: “I think so and it’s tax deductible………(pause)……okay, your total is thirty-one dollars…….(slightly longer pause)……. Say are you folks from out of town?………….I’ve never seen you in here before?”
Woman Customer: “Yeah, we’re here for the convention.”
(Sd Fx: Multiple old time cash registers going off, all up and down the check out stands. Stagger slightly and do perspective.)
Announcer: “Next time you’re shopping at Oasis, Price Choppers or Sundance Natural Foods, look for the ‘Take a scan against hunger’ coupons”
(Sd Fx: Old time cash Register.)
Announcer: “Brought to you by Food for Lane County and KUGN.”
Friday, March 19, 2010
The future sucks
What if we digress (or submit) to a world that has to have SEO in letters of communication and if they are not there, the story or message doesn’t get through.
Dear sister, I’m writing to tell you of our Mothers death.
Dear Bill, sorry it’s been since last Christmas since you wrote of our Mother’s death. I’m just getting the message. You didn’t put any SEOs in your email so I’m just getting it.
Dear sister, I’m writing to tell you of our Mothers death.
Dear Bill, sorry it’s been since last Christmas since you wrote of our Mother’s death. I’m just getting the message. You didn’t put any SEOs in your email so I’m just getting it.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wake up!
GOVERNMENT IS TOO BIG
There is no stopping the growth of government. Terry Gilliam had it right on the money in his film Brazil. We are in a disastrous segue to the future..
In 2010 more people work for the government than the private sector.
When the big three auto plants came under government control the final transition happened.
There is no stopping the growth of government. Terry Gilliam had it right on the money in his film Brazil. We are in a disastrous segue to the future..
In 2010 more people work for the government than the private sector.
When the big three auto plants came under government control the final transition happened.
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